At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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