so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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