I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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