Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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