You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i dont even know how to be here
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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