Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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