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So are we goin out tonight?

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Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(850): So are we goin out tonight? (315): Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night... (850): And that was fun, wasn't it? http://tfl.nu/s8z3

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Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...

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(732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken... http://tfl.nu/8g1q

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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass

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(618): The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass http://tfl.nu/wmly

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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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(419): so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer. http://tfl.nu/r6k4

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(317): View more from Indiana

sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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(317): sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru". http://tfl.nu/gnr7

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(985): View more from Louisiana

shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

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(985): shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago http://tfl.nu/00sj

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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.

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(408): im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college. http://tfl.nu/q0uk

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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.

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(631): I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus. http://tfl.nu/dneq

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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(646): Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man... http://tfl.nu/jp6y

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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents

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(814): the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents http://tfl.nu/oebu

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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka

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(281): you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka http://tfl.nu/l68b

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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.

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(280): So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on. http://tfl.nu/vkfv

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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep

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(860): You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep http://tfl.nu/5kc4

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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.

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(847): I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low. http://tfl.nu/gpfm

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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go

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(919): I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go http://tfl.nu/j7ma

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