just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
