Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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