i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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