I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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