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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.

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(281): View more from Texas

He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Did you send adult things?

(281): View more from Texas

Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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(678): View more from Georgia

I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.

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(206): View more from Washington

His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward

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(574): View more from Indiana

His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart

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