also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
