Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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