He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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