dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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