Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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