Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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