I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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