apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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