No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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