Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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