went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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