that's an acceptable place to lick
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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