Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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