I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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