Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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