I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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