bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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