small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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