Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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