Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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