It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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