their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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