He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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