I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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