I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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