My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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