My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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