i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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