So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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