my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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