dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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