do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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