i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How does it feel to date your dad?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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