walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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