I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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