Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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