we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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