Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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