If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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