Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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