i just had sex bonerless
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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