so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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