It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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