I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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