Why are handjobs necessary in class?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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